Look left, look right, think there may be other shoppers about!

The next time I'm out driving I am going to drive straight onto the motorway, at rush hour, doing at least 80 mph, without looking to see if there happens to be another motorist on the road. Hopefully when I veer crazily across each of the 3 lanes they will be full of those idiots who choose to exit high street shops (usually on a busy Saturday) without even the slightest bit of consideration that there might be another pedestrian going about there business. The same idiots who tut and complain when you happen to be in their way! God forbid other people might be on the pavement!

Just for you Owen!

Umbrellas are for when it rains!

I snapped this imagine whilst in Bangkok. Thankfully I had my sunglasses on at the time significantly reducing the risk of me loosing an eye when this mob of loopy school girls barraged past me. Presumably huddled under their umbrellas because they were made of sugar and scared that they would melt if it should suddenly start to rain!